Thursday, May 24, 2012

Hog Catchin


Look here boy, take this two by four
He runs at you, whack his nose
You do that, and he’s gonna turn

Don’t slip in this slop and fall down
Do that, and he’s gonna get ya
Be on you before you know it

If he gets his mouth around you
He’ll pick you right up in the air
And shake you, like an ole dish rag

Now, just pay attention okay?

He’s too young to be in there!

Hush now woman!

He’ll be just fine

© Copyrights G. Jones 2008
 

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